the “thighbrow” is here and I’ve never been more confused in my life

Ladies, meet the thighbrow.


ah, I had to google it too. In case you’re wondering what exactly you’re looking for: it’s thatĀ fold you get when sitting down, where your upper leg and belly meet in a glorious crease. It’s the next big bodycraze everyone is striving for (you know, after the thighgap, the bikinibridge, the hotdoglegs and the bellybuttonchallenge)…and I’ve never been more confused in my life.

Because I’m trying to figure out if it is humanly possible for a body to sit down and NOT have this fold. Whether you’re a size 0 or supersize, don’t all our bodies do this? Is it physically possible for a body not to have this fold while sitting down?

I was under the assumption that body-crazes were supposed to be this ridiculous unattainable completely unrealistic beautystandard. Not a perfectly normal reflection of basic human anatomy.


Thighbrowing it on instagram

So, how does one achieve this magical fold?

Step 1: Wear something highwaisted that shows off parts of your hips that have never seen the sun before (please dear lord do NOT let highwaisted swimsuits become a trend, me and my wobbly bits do NOT approve)

step 2: Sit down. Congratulations, you now have a thighbrow.

I’m so glad I tried this out, because now I can go back to my old life and not give any fucks about this kind of stuff. Seriously, who comes up with these things…

What do you think of this new bodytrend?